In the near future AI will take your job! But fear not, Black Mirror Careers is here to help! Take our 60 minute ‘Future Career Assessment Test’ at one of 30 Immersive Gamebox locations around the world to find out whether you will soon be a cryonicist for Silicon Valley Billionaires or a security guard for the last tree in the Amazon, University Campus Thought Police or a human pet for advanced AI.
We know you may be a little bit scared by the name ‘Black Mirror’, but worry not. Remember, we partnered with Immersive Gamebox, a company that is all about bringing people together through shared play. Their interactive smart rooms are like virtual reality, but fun and social. Their games foster teamwork and camaraderie and are never player vs player. There’s also none of the gratuitous violence you sometimes find in video games. So no need to expect any nasty robot bees or sadistic cyber trolls and we definitely won’t be asking you to get intimate with a pig! Don’t believe us? Here what others had to say:
That was the most fun I have had in my entire life. I’ll be back...
I wish BMC existed 20 years ago. I would have made very different career choices. Bring on being a Kids Vape Flavour Designer!
I am so excited to embark on my new career as a Door-to-door NFT Salesperson. I’ve finally found my calling in life!
I was a bit scared at first, but Laura and I really bonded at Immersive Gamebox. It really is like VR but fun and social!
Normally I hate anything that comes out of Silicon Valley, but the world needs more mission-driven companies like Immersive Gamebox
That was the most fun I have had in my entire life. I’ll be back...
I wish BMC existed 20 years ago. I would have made very different career choices. Bring on being a Kids Vape Flavour Designer!
I am so excited to embark on my new career as a Door-to-door NFT Salesperson. I’ve finally found my calling in life!
I was a bit scared at first, but Laura and I really bonded at Immersive Gamebox. It really is like VR but fun and social!
Normally I hate anything that comes out of Silicon Valley, but the world needs more mission-driven companies like Immersive Gamebox
THE BATTLE OF SHOREDITCH
28 FEBRUARY 2024
28 February 2024 saw the biggest win yet in the short history of Black Mirror Careers. Not only did we launch BMC with a day of cheeky stunts around London, but we also exposed those self-righteous idiots at JustStop.AI, with our fearless leader Elon von Percent graciously falling on his sword. History will remember our victory.
Disclaimer: we agreed to post this in return for London’s Metropolitan Police not pressing charges on Elon von Percent. Thanks guys!
WHAT IS BLACK MIRROR CAREERS?
CAREER CENTRES NEAR YOU
FUTURE-FATE CAREER HUB, SHOREDITCH
Ignite your career in London's innovation epicenter, Shoreditch. Discover dynamic opportunities and connect with top talent across industries. Forge your path to success with us.
PATHFINDER PAVILION, NEW YORK
Embark on a journey to uncover the careers of tomorrow in New York's, dynamic career hub. Explore the forefront of innovation and discover the professions that shape the future.
YOUR NEXT
CAREER STEP
Streamline your career quest as AI takes the reins! Our state-of-the-art technology analyses your skills and illuminates a career path that aligns with your natural abilities, empowering you to make a meaningful impact.
ELON VON PERCENT
Elon may be from the third richest family in Switzerland but he absolutely did not start Black Mirror Careers just to make himself yet more money and prove something to his daddy. He cares deeply about helping the little people and hopes that one day they too can be in the von Percent! Sure, these new careers may be much less well-paid than their old ones, but life has winners and losers and this venture is still all about helping make the world a better place… Elon was previously a Credit Default Swap Trader at Lehman Brothers. He enjoys apres ski, peach schnapps and male grooming.
Connect with Elon over email at elon.vonpercent@blackmirrorcareers.com
We acknowledge there is a somewhat striking resemblance between Elon Von Percent and Immersive Gamebox CEO + co-founder Will Dean, but we absolutely definitely promise that they are not in any way the same person….
STEVE NO-JOBS
Steve is often referred to as an evil tech genius, but those that know him well will tell you he is just a regular evil tech guy who enjoys normal pastimes such as inadvertently undermining democracies and serial tax evasion. He was voted ‘Most likely to destroy the world’ five years running while at MIT. Steve has the misfortune of being the twin of whack-job conspiracy theorist and JustStop.AI cofounder Tim Cooked whom Steve has unsuccessfully tried to assassinate on four separate occasions.
Connect with Steve over email at steve.nojobs@blackmirrorcareers.com
We acknowledge there is a somewhat striking resemblance between Steve No Jobs and Immersive Gamebox SVP of Content, Noah Geelan, but we absolutely definitely promise that they are not in any way the same person….